He Is A Jealous God

Dende: So, you're new! I'm God. You can call me Dende, SKD if you're feeling spicy.

Dende: Welcome to mi casa!

Videl: Oh, um, I'm Videl, daughter of Mr. Satan.

Dende: Ah, the devil in God's house. Gotta love it!

Videl: Ah, yeah, uh, I'm actually a friend of Gohan's.

Dende: Oh, oh, you're Gohan's friend! A friend who just happens to be a girl. A girlfriend, if you would.

Dende: With your nice long human legs and, uh, normal-colored skin.

Videl: Well, I mean, I wouldn't say normal. That's got a lot of uncomfortable implications.

Dende: You know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?

Mr. Popo: Hi.

Videl: Oh my god! Are you allowed?!