Vegeta's Sacrifice (+ALTERNATE VERSION)
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0:00 Narrator: The End.
0:09 Vegeta: Trunks, I'm going to hug you for the first time ever.
0:14 Trunks: Oh, cool.
0:22 Vegeta: Hug complete.
0:23 Goten: Is he gonna be okay?
0:28 Vegeta: I'm a way better dad than Kakarot.
0:30 Vegeta: Namekian! Take the Kakarot and my son away from here.
0:33 Piccolo: Fine. I've got nothing better to do, and this is way above my pay grade.
0:37 Vegeta: But before you go... tell me... do you think I'll see Kakarot when I die?
0:43 Piccolo: What? Like in heaven? Because... no!
0:47 Vegeta: Okay, fuck you! But... fair.
0:52 Majin Buu: Hey! Who said you done playing with Buu?
0:54 Vegeta: Squinty eyes on me, Bubble Yum! We're playing my game now! First rule: you fucking die!
1:04 Vegeta: That regeneration shit got old six years ago, so I'm gonna take a page out of Kakarot's book.
1:11 Vegeta: I'm gonna hit you really hard! Hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence!
1:18 Majin Buu: Existence? Existence is but shallow question with no answer.
1:24 Majin Buu: Buu make you chicken nuggets!
1:27 Vegeta: This is farewell. Bulma. Trunks. And even you, best buddy.
1:36 Piccolo: Vegeta, no!
1:37 Vegeta: Vegeta, yes!
1:48 I'm sorry... no...
2:17 Vegeta: Namekian! Take the Kakarot and my son away from here.
2:21 Piccolo: Fine. I've got nothing better to do, and this is way above my pay grade.
2:25 Vegeta: But before you go, tell me... do you think I'll see Kakarot when I die?
2:30 Piccolo: What, like in heaven? Because... no!
2:34 Vegeta: Okay, fuck you! But... fair.
2:39 Majin Buu: Wait! Who said you done playing with Buu?
2:42 Vegeta: Squinty eyes on me, Bubble Yum! We're playing my game now! First rule: you fucking die!
2:50 Majin Buu: Oh, Buu has played this game.
2:53 Vegeta: That regeneration shit got old six years ago. So I'm gonna take a page out of Kakarot's book.
2:59 Vegeta: I'm gonna hit you really hard! Hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence!
3:06 Majin Buu: Existence? Existence is like shallow question with no answer.
3:11 Majin Buu: Buu make you chicken doggies!
3:14 Vegeta: This is farewell. Bulma. Trunks. And even you, best buddy.
3:23 Vegeta: Nope, still hate it.
3:24 Piccolo: Vegeta, no!
3:26 Vegeta: Vegeta, yes!
3:44 Narrator: And so, the narrator came back to tell you that Vegeta fucking died.